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winterthirst:

#i’ve never been more offended in my life #yes hello officer i’d like to report a crime (x)

winterthirst:

#i’ve never been more offended in my life #yes hello officer i’d like to report a crime (x)

(Source: sebstandaily, via kettle-chips)


weaponsofbradestruction:

aijah-badu:

indifferentblackman:

sereneseven:

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

Is it really that bleak ?

More or less

Yeah, kinda.

All 3.

(via marty-cus)


herhmione:

you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having the best quality work the few days around the full moon and make sure peter was always paired up with one of his friends and basically mcgonagall was like the marauder’s extremely strict mother

(via kettle-chips)


dredsina:

tbh it’s kind of hard to fuck up potatoes

i mean you can overspice them or undercook them or whatever but a lot of the time they’ll still be good

and even if you supposedly fuck up, you end up inventing something amazing like potato chips

because potatoes are amazing and tasty and their taste can survive a lot of the shit you can do to them

unless you are burger king

(via kettle-chips)


tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

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aseaofquotes:

Jay McLean, More Than Forever

aseaofquotes:

Jay McLean, More Than Forever


student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works

no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

(via kettle-chips)




antiquitate:

untitled by 夏先生 on Flickr.

antiquitate:

untitled by 夏先生 on Flickr.

(Source: pronqs, via hisladyinthemeads)


curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

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oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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aseaofquotes:

Susan Beth Pfeffer, This World We Live In

aseaofquotes:

Susan Beth Pfeffer, This World We Live In


i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

(via stinabong)